we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
