Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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