Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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