One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
