they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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