girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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