OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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