Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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