just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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