Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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