was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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