I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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