why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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