I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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