before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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