i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
