So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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