Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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