You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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