At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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