I just made out with a guy for $7.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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