I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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