i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
