So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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