D3 body, D1 cock
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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