That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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