i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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