Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just googled if crying burns calories
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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