singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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