Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
