there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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