I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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