OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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