The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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