Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he thought i was a dude.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Bring me that man meat
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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