can we get nightvision for the apartment?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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