So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
