at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
either way he was missing a nipple.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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