Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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