the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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