What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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