Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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