So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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