I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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