Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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