what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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