Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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