Ambien. No doubt about it.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My balls are so social today.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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