i used baking grease as lip gloss
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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