Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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