We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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