Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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