ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
party gras won. party gras always wins.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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