Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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