chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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