yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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