It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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