woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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