So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish you could order shots online.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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