Dual....:-)
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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